Okay so I saw the ugliest thing today. I was on the muni train going towards Van Ness. and it was about 3-3:30 pm right around when all the kids get off school. I was standing in the middle of one car and looking at these two little kids who were maybe 10 years old, who were sitting in my perfect view. One of the boys, he was sitting window seat. He had braces. He was eating a half a bagel with a fucking LAYER of cream cheese. Every time he would take a bite, he would take his finger, and furiously wipe the top of a brace and then suck all the cream cheese off his finger. He had the ugliest chewing I have ever seen. And at one point, he took a bite, looked in his reflection in the mirror, grinned and then closed his mouth. Turned over to his friend, nudged him, and his friend looked. The boy grinned a huge ass cheese grin at him showing him a fucking layer of cream cheese coated over his braces. Fucking IF YOU HAVE BRACES DO NOT EAT CREAM CHEESE.............atleast not in public.